<< BACK TO RS001 LOG

--------------------------------
 SQUIGGLE-FREE LOGGING SOFTWARE
 SENDER: 2M
--------------------------------

"Merry meet" Susan, Speaker Elect of... something~

I have a few questions.

1. Excuse my language, but what the F[THE REST OF THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN
PROHIBITED FROM BEING SENT DUE TO FOUL LANGUAGE]
2. You're talking like some sort of lowkey cultist. Not that that's bad or
anything, and that's also not a question, but what-have-you.
3. Is this "2M Supernova" thing a joke?!

I asked Boss about this "Lucky Homes" thing, and also about whoever you and
Starbloom are. He doesn't know. I calculated our distance from your
coordinates, and we are approximately 300 megaparsecs apart. I will literally
never see this "2M Supernova" you speak of.

Anyway, so you want to know about the screaming snapdragon? I personally don't
know much about it, other than that it's incredibly annoying and screams at
around 110 decibels almost constantly. It screams louder when it's being
transferred to new soil or being trimmed, to the point where the ship's local
deaf guy is usually the one to do it. It is about twice as tall as the
garden's Earthly snapdragons and is apparently somewhat chemovorous, mostly
metabolizing the chemicals in the dirt.

I decided to go back to its containment chamber to see what else I could tell
you about. It has a tongue, as I suspected. It was also retrieved about 10
megaparsecs from your current location, if that helps. I can also attach its
gene file to this log that your folks can analyze, if that's what you're into.

ATTACHED FILES:
[stupid_dumb_plant.dna]

---------
 END LOG
---------